Frankensteins Jokes / Recent Jokes

What happened to Frankensteins monster on the road? He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What did one of Frankensteins ears say to the other? I didnt know we lived on the same block.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankensteins monster? HERE LIES FRANKENSTEINS MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What does Frankensteins monster call a screwdriver? Daddy.