Frankensteins Jokes / Recent Jokes

How did Frankensteins monster eat his lunch? He bolted it down.

What happened to Frankensteins stupid son? He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussauds.

What kind of book did Frankensteins monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.

Why did Frankensteins monster give up boxing? Because he didnt want to spoil his looks.

What did Frankensteins monster say when he was struck by lightning? Thanks, I needed that.