Forgetful Jokes / Recent Jokes

When a man went to his doctor for his yearly check-up, the doctor noticed that he looked a little worried so he asked if there was anything bothering him.
"Actually, doc, yes there is," replied the man. "I seem to be getting forgetful. I can never remember where I've parked my car, where I'm going, what I'm supposed to do once when I get there... if I get there. So, you see, I really need your help. Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes, there is one thing," the doctor said.
"What's that, doc?" asked the man.
"Pay me in advance!" the doctor answered.

Santa- "My grandfather is so forgetful that he puts his walking stick on the bed and stands in the corner of his room."

Banta- "That is nothing. My grandfather is so forgetful that he spits pan on his bed and jumps out of the window!

What do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of amnesia!