Fat Jokes / Recent Jokes
your mamma is so fat that james cameron hired her to play as titanic
your mamma is so fat that when she dressed a striped shirt, they think it's
the JFK airport
The following are actual stories provided by travel agents
I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn't get
messed up by being near the window.
A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going
over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to
California and then take the train to Hawaii?"
I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to
explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she
interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape
Town is in Massachusetts." Without trying to make her look like the
stupid one, I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown
is in Africa." Her response... click.
A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was
wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an
ocean-view room. I tried more...
Yo Mama is so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo Mama is so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if its daylight.