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The world was shocked and saddened this morning, to learn of the death of the Energizer Bunny.
Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going and going and going, 'Pinkie', as he was known to his closest friends and relatives, was 6 years old and alone at the time of his death.
An autopsy was performed earlier today and Chief Medical Examiner, Dr. Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation. It appears that someone had put Pinkie's batteries in backwards, causing him to keep coming, and coming, and coming...

What do they call the small bathroom in Robin Hood's house? The Little John

Actress Lindsay Lohan is being accused of stealing clothes from someone’s house. In her defense, Lindsay said she would’ve returned the clothes, but she forgot who she slept with the night before.

A new reality dating show will premiere on Fox featuring guys dating plus-size women. Fox calls it "More to Love,"; BET calls it, "Regular Programming".

And Larry King was named "sexiest man not alive."

Reports are that Gary Coleman was involved in another skirmish and broke his hand when his punch landed on someone's shin.

After dramatic entrance at scene of crime, having to convince everybody he's not a professional wrestler

When you can see the outline of his underwear through the Bat suit

Punks who gather round and smart off while he's getting gas for the Batmobile

Nuclear power source for utility belt has rendered him sterile

When really stupid people shout out, "Hey! Where's Tonto?"

When dry cleaner accidentally switches Bat suit and San Diego Chicken costume

When an episode focuses way too much on Jake (Oh, I'm sorry. That's one of the pet peeves of the "Fatman")

Seeing Alfred the butler talking to Albert Goldman

The way any two-bit moron with a flashlight and a piece of cardboard can summon him at night

When people call him "The Batman." It's just "Batman," damn it!