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American Idol alumni offer advice to thousands of hopefuls.
"Be yourself," advised Carrie Underwood, "and don't sleep with the camera man, he has herpes."

The fight that caused Pam Anderson and Kid Rock to divorce was allegedly over Anderson's appearance in the film "Borat." Rock was upset - he wanted to be the only fictional character in her life.

Sheen is being replaced by the Nigerian underwear bomber.

Transported into a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete stangers to kill again.

--- TV listing for the Wizard of Oz in the Marin Paper

Mounted next to the statue is a pile of wax cocaine, and the real Pete Doherty.

"Commandments 11-20: Moses Strikes Back"

"Three Men and a Sheep"

"Rocky 10: Rocky Fights Irregularity"

"Police Academy IX: Beating A Dead Horse"

"Babe II: Side of Bacon"

"Showgirls 2001: A Silicone Odyssey"

"Dumbo: First Blood"

"Waterworld 2: The Red Ink Sea"

"Eliminating Raoul"

"Home Alone 4: Under House Arrest"

"Dead Man Rotting"

"Driving Miss Daisy's Hearse"

"Pee Wee's Felonious Adventure"

"Lawrence of Bolivia"

"Kickboxer 3: Right in the Groin!"

"Weekend At Bernie's 3: Starting to Reek"

"To Kung Fu, Thanks For Everything, David Carradine"

"CoDependence Day"

"The Englishman Who Drove Into L.A. a Hugh and more...

Red Buttons, appearing on Dennis Miller's Show, announced he was 80 years old but that 80 is not "old." Red explained: "Old" is when your doctor doesn't give you x-rays anymore but just holds you up to the light.