"Batmans' Pet Peeves" joke

After dramatic entrance at scene of crime, having to convince everybody he's not a professional wrestler

When you can see the outline of his underwear through the Bat suit

Punks who gather round and smart off while he's getting gas for the Batmobile

Nuclear power source for utility belt has rendered him sterile

When really stupid people shout out, "Hey! Where's Tonto?"

When dry cleaner accidentally switches Bat suit and San Diego Chicken costume

When an episode focuses way too much on Jake (Oh, I'm sorry. That's one of the pet peeves of the "Fatman")

Seeing Alfred the butler talking to Albert Goldman

The way any two-bit moron with a flashlight and a piece of cardboard can summon him at night

When people call him "The Batman." It's just "Batman," damn it!