Doughnut Jokes / Recent Jokes

A customer in a bakery was observed carefully examining all the rich-looking pastries displayed on trays in the glass cases. A clerk approached him and asked, "What would you like?" He answered, "I'd like that chocolate-covered, cream-filled doughnut, that jelly-filled doughnut and that cheese Danish." Then with a sigh he added, "But I'll take an oat-bran muffin."

A customer in a bakery was observed carefully examining all the
rich-looking pastries displayed on trays in the glass cases.
When a clerk approached him and asked, "What would you like?"
He answered, "I'd like that chocolate-covered, cream-filled doughnut,
that jelly-filled doughnut and that cheese Danish."
Then with a sigh he added, "But I'll take an oat-bran muffin."

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Doughnut!
Doughnut who!
Doughnut let anyone else in but me! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Doughnut!
Doughnut who!
Doughnut open until Christmas!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut who!
Doughnut open until Christmas!

A customer in a bakery was observed carefully examining all the
rich-looking pastries displayed on trays in the glass cases.When a clerk approached him and asked, "What would you like?"He answered, "I'd like that chocolate-covered, cream-filled doughnut,
that jelly-filled doughnut and that cheese Danish."Then with a sigh he added, "But I'll take an oat-bran muffin."

I read in a Reuters newswire from May 10 that police in Biddeford, Main had arrested a couple of men for driving by and strafing a pedestrian with doughnut holes!
Chris Roy, 19, and Christopher Cote, 20 said they normally just attack street signs and weren't sure why this time they went for a pedestrian.
"It seems they like to buy (doughnuts) just so they can throw them," said police Sergeant J.P. Morin.
He wasn't sure if they were fresh or stale, but said "I suppose a piece of dough thrown from a car would be pretty hard."

An Alabama and an Auburn cheerleader where each late for breakfast at cheerleading camp so they had to eat cereal instead of a hot breakfast.
The Alabama cheerleader fixed her bowl of Cheerios and went to sit at a nearby table.
The Auburn cheerleader picked up the box and started to poor herself some, but suddenly stopped with a dumb look on her face.
The Alabama cheerleader asked her what was wrong, to which the Auburn cheerleader replied, "Nothing. I`ve just never seen doughnut seeds before!"