Doughnut Jokes / Recent Jokes

Why did the doughnut maker retire? He was fed up with the hole business.

Life is like a doughnut. You're either in the dough or in the hole.

Visitor: "Knock knock?"
Worker: "Who's there?"
Visitor: "Doughnut Man."
Worker: "Doughnut Man who?"
Visitor: "For the last time, do not (doughnut) bother me with your useless 'Knock-Knock' jokes!"
Worker: "But you started it!"

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
I doughnut want to know if you're sick!

A customer in a bakery was observed carefully examining all the rich-looking pastries displayed on trays in the glass cases.
A clerk approached him and asked, "What would you like?" He answered, "I'd like that chocolate-covered, cream-filled doughnut, that jelly-filled doughnut and that cheese Danish."
Then with a sigh he added, "But I'll take an oat-bran muffin."