"Why did the doughnut maker retire" joke

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

After many years, a young Jewish Talmud student who had left the old country for America returns to visit the family.
"But-where is your beard?" asks his mother upon seeing him.
"Mama," he replies, "in America, nobody wears a more...

The best way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.

A community orchestra was plagued by attendance problems. Several musicians were absent at each rehearsal. As a matter of fact, every player in the orchestra had missed several rehearsals, except for one very faithful oboe player. Finally, as the dress rehearsal drew to a close, more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!