"Knock Knock - Doughnut" joke

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is more...

What is more stupid then a brunette trying to start a fire in a pool?
A blonde trying to put it out.

Why did the doughnut maker retire? He was fed up with the hole business.