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    The NAACP on Monday announced that on Election Day, it will monitor voting in 10 states (including Florida and Ohio) by sending observers to voting stations in black districts.
    When asked about the move, Florida Governor Jeb Bush said, "I don't why they're sending people here. Florida doesn't have any voting stations in black districts."

    According to a new analysis of Census data, “the marriage gap” hurt Republicans in the midterm elections since Republican districts are mostly made up of married people, while Democratic districts are mostly people not allowed to get married.

    Article 76 (1)
    Parliament shall not abdicate or in any manner alienate its
    legislative power, and shall not set up any authority with any
    legislative power.
    Article 5
    The territory of the Republic of Sri Lanka shall consist of the
    twenty-four administrative districts, the names of which are set
    out in the First Schedule, and its territorial waters.
    First Schedule
    Article 5
    Names of Administrative Districts:
    1. Colombo
    2. Gampaha
    3. Kalutara
    4. Kandy
    5. Matale
    6. Nuwara Eliya
    7. Galle
    8. Matara
    9. Hambantota
    10. Jaffna
    11. Mannar
    12. Vavuniya
    13. Mullaitivu
    14. Batticaloa
    15. Ampara
    16. Trincomalee
    17. Kurunegala
    18. Puttalam
    19. Anuradhapura
    20. Polonnaruwa
    21. Badulla
    22. Moneragala
    23. Ratnapura
    24. Kegalla

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