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How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam!"
What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A pool table.
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.
What is a polygon?
A dead parrot.
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
What's the difference between boogers and spinach?
You can't get kids to eat spinach.
What did the horse say when he more...
My wife says that the difference between a husband and childbirth is that one can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
What is the difference between O.J. Simpson and the Lion King?
One's an African Lion and the other is a Lying African,
Q: What is the difference between a plate and a booger?
A: The plate is on the table, but the booger is under the table.
Q: What is the difference between a prince and a booger?
A: The prince is the heir to the throne, but the booger is thrown to the air.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
The difference between theory and practice. .. is larger in practice than in theory.
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