"Booger" joke

Q: What is the difference between a plate and a booger?
A: The plate is on the table, but the booger is under the table.
Q: What is the difference between a prince and a booger?
A: The prince is the heir to the throne, but the booger is thrown to the air.

Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, 'How do you spell 'dumb'?"Darla says, "d-u-m-b, dumb."The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence."She responds, "Buckwheat is dumb.""Now spell 'stupid'."Darla more...

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Booger:How is that even a joke?
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