Dentists Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
A: One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.
This woman goes into a dentists office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, Id rather have a baby!" To which the dentist replies: "Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair."
A lady walks into the dentists office, takes off her underwear, sits down on the chair and spreads her legs wide open. "You must have made a mistake" says the shocked dentist, "The gynecologists office is one level higher." To that the lady replies, "No mistake, you installed my husbands dentures last week, now youll be the one getting them out."
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought, "This is unusual." The dentist said to me, "Mr. Owens, get out of the filing cabinet."
How do dentists become brain surgeons? When their drills slip.