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A woman is picked up by Dennis Rodman in a bar. They like each other and she goes back with him to his hotel room.
He removes his shirt revealing all his tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one which reads, "Reebok".
She thinks that's a bit odd and asks him about it.
Dennis says, "When I play basketball, the cameras pick up the tattoo and Reebok pays me for advertisement."
A bit later, his pants are off and she sees "Puma" tattooed on his leg.
He gives the same explanation for the unusual tattoo.
Finally, the underwear comes off and she sees the word "AIDS" tattooed on his penis.
She jumps back with shock.
"I'm not going to do it with a guy who has AIDS!"
He says, "It's cool baby, in a minute it's going to say "ADIDAS".

I have a friend name Dennis. Both his parents are midgets, but not Dennis. He's a midget dwarf. He's the guy who poses for trophies. - Steven Wright

What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman? There is no difference.

1. According to Movie Life magazine, Ann-Margaret would like to start having babies soon, but her husband wants her to wait awhile. Why?
- Paul Lynde: He's out of town

2. Dennis Weaver, Debbie Reynolds, and Shelley Winters star in the movie,' What's The Matter With Helen?' Who plays Helen?
- Charley Weaver: Dennis Weaver-that's why they asked the question

3. What are' dual-purpose cattle' good for that other cattle aren't?
- Paul Lynde: They give milk. .. and cookies, but I don't recommend the cookies

4. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
- Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?

5. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
- Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car. The rest is up to him

6. Robert Young recently stated,' I never, never give. ..' something to his fans who ask for it. What?
- Paul Lynde: A hysterectomy

7. James more...

15. Feet of Fury
14. Dennis: The Menace
13. Alien, Too
12. Indiana Jones and the Freak from the NBA
11. Dante's Freak
10. The Worminator
9. CrossDressinator II: Salon Day
8. Kickboxer III: Out-of-Court Settlement
7. Four Wedding Dresses And A Strong Rebounding, Weak-Shooting Forward
6. Evita... Yeah, I Did Her
5. Batman Comes Out!
4. Pierced Shaft
3. Dye Hard
2. Honey, I Kicked My Nuts
And the Number 1 Top Action Movie, Starring Dennis Rodman...
1. Beavis and Head-Butt

President Bush has come out in support of House Speaker Dennis Hastert who's been under fire to resign for failing to act on Representative Mark Foley's advances toward boys. This is all part Bush's plan to help the Republican party hang on to power in the upcoming mid-term elections by courting the highly sought after pro-sexual predator vote.

Why was Dennis Rodman kicked out of the game? His shoes and purse didn't match.