Court Room Jokes / Recent Jokes

I was recently pursued by a lawyer. He would never call me, only email and text. Guess its because he wanted to leave a paper trail.

World-renowned geneticist William French Anderson, who helped to develop gene therapy, has been convicted of molesting a colleague's daughter.
Perhaps he should have been working less on Gene therapy and more on William therapy.


(PS Plus a bonus stupid dig at France if you like:
"What do you expect from a guy with'French' right in his name?"
Boom, take THAT for no reason, France.)

A federal judge ruled Tuesday that the U.S. government discriminates against blind people by printing paper money that cannot be distinguished by feel.
















He also ruled that paper money discriminates against stupid people by requiring them to count and against poor people by not magically appearing in their pockets.

Has anyone ever been sentenced to death by a food court?

A federal judge ordered the White House to preserve copies of all its e-mails, a move that Bush administration lawyers had argued strongly against. The administration was uncomfortable with the potential of someone spying on their emails.