Gene Jokes

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    A man walks in to the local pub holding a medium sized box. He places the box on the bar, takes a seat and asks the bar tender "if I show you something amazing, will you give me a free pint" the bar tender thinks for a while and agrees. The customer gently removes the lid of the box to reveal a small man playing away at a classical piano. The bar tender begins to pour a pint and asks in amazement "where did you get that" the customer responds "just outside the pub, I found a dented lamp in the rubbish, I rubbed it and out came a gene who granted me only one wish". The bar tender handed over the pint and asked "may I have the lamp so I could also have a wish". The customer didn't respond but smiled and put the lamp on the bar. The bar tender rubbed the lamp and out came a gene, "you have awaken me from me sleep, if you let me rest I will let you have one wish" the bar tender quickly says "I wish I had a million bucks" suddenly more...

    All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with a special mutated gene that enables them to know which buttons to push on electronic gadgets.

    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Gene who?

    Batteries not included.
    Been napping in front of the ion shield again.
    Been playing with his wand too much.
    Been playing with the pharmacy section again.
    Been short on oxygen one time too many.
    Been using her head as a mass driver.
    Blew his O-rings.
    Blew the hatch before the lock sealed.
    Blocked one too many hockey pucks / soccer balls / punches with his head.
    Blown/leaking head gasket.
    Born a day late and like that ever since.
    Born during low tide in the gene pool / swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool.
    Born ugly and built to last.
    Both oars in the water, but on the same side of the boat.
    Brain is running on empty.

    Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.

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