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A man was badly constipated, and had been for several weeks, so he went to
a doctor to try to alleviate his problem. The doctor prescribed suppositories,
and told the man to take one once every four hours. The man left the doctor,
happy that his problem would soon be gone.
When he got home, he quickly took a suppository, swallowing it down with a
glass of water. After four hours, nothing happened, but he figured that these
things take time, so he swallowed another one down, hoping that he would
reap the benefits very soon. After several days, he was still constipated,
so he returned to the doctor.
When he explained that he took one every four hours, as prescribed, the doctor
exclaimed:
"What the hell are you doing? Swallowing them?"
The man replied, sarcastically:
"NO, I'M SHOVING THEM UP MY ASS!!!"

1. The Drip Piss: It occurs after you have pissed, when you try to get all the remaining drops of urine off the head of your dick, but it just keeps dripping.
2. The H2SO4 Piss: The kind of piss where you haven't had much to drink for days, so the piss is extremely thick, and when it does come out, it burns like sulfuric acid.
3. The Hoover Dam Piss: The kind where you just had a couple of kegs and finished it off with a six-pack, and you feel a need to drain the main vein.
4. The Constipated Piss: The kind where you've been sitting in class all day, and have no time to get to a bathroom, so you wait until you think you're going to pass out, but when you do get to a urinal, your dick won't co-operate, and you're standing around for the next half hour trying to get 10 gallons of fluid out of your bladder.
5. The Piss of Love: It's when you've just had mad passionate sex with a woman who wanted to fuck on cocaine, and when you're done and need to take a piss, your more...

A badly constipated man went to the doctors. The doctor prescribed suppositories and told the man to take one once every four hours. The man left the doctor, happy that his problem would soon be gone.
When he got home, he took a suppository, swallowing it with a glass of water. Four hours passed. Nothing happened. But he figured that these things take time, so he swallowed another one, hoping he would reap the benefits very soon. After several days of taking the suppositories every four hours, he was still constipated, so he returned to the doctor.
When he explained that he took one every four hours, as prescribed, the doctor exclaimed, "What are you doing? Swallowing them?"
The man replied sarcastically, "No, I'm shoving them up my arse!!!"