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    An elderly woman went to the doctor's office for a check up.
    The doctor asked if she had any problems. The woman said that she had a terrible farting problem, but they were silent & didn't smell. In fact she had farted at least 10 times since she had been in the office, but as they were silent & didn't smell he wouldn't have known.
    The doctor listened to her story and then gave her a prescription for some pills. He told her to take these for a week and then come back to see him.
    1 week later the elderly woman returned to the doctor's office and complained "I don't know what you did but those pills you gave me have got my wind smelling awful, mind you they are still silent but boy do they stink!"
    The doctor replied, "Good, now that your sinuses are cleared up we will work on improving your hearing!"

    Birth Control Pills At 72?
    An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth-control pills."
    Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 72 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"
    The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."
    The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?"
    The woman said, "Simple, I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice every morning and I sleep better at night."

    Those penis enlargement pills you took must be working. You're a bigger dick now than you were last week.

    As most young, weak, and smart kids are, Ken was picked on constantly by the bullies in school. They stole his lunch, they beat him up and just downright made his life miserable. It took him a couple of weeks to find a way to get back at these bullies and when he found out what would get them back, he went all out.
    He was on the bus where he normally gets his lunch stolen when he brought out a bottle that had what looked like small brown balls in it. He then, making sure no one was looking, secretly took from his pocket some milk duds and started popping them in his mouth as obvious to the rest of the kids as possible making yum yum noises.
    The bully, without asking, snatched the jar from Ken's hand and asked, "What's in the bottle that you are making such a big deal of?"
    "Well, they're smart pills."
    "Smart pills?" the bully asked, then opened the jar and popped a couple of the foreign brown balls in his mouth. more...

    Reverberations continue against the FDA's decision to make morning-after pills available without a prescription. Conservatives warn the pills cannot protect a woman against STDs or memories of that night with that guy in the bathroom of that club.

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