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When shouldn't a mountain climber call for help? When he's hanging by his teeth.

There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide.
The guide tied the crane to the end of a pole.
The crane operator would then pick the pole up on end.
The climber climbed to the top and dropped a tape measure which the guide promptly read and noted the measurement.

The crane operator then lowered the pole to the ground and repsitioned to pick up another pole. This went on several times

when the foreman came over and asked why they couldn’t measure the poles while they were laying on the ground?

The Aggies replied, “we need to know how tall the poles are, not how long”.

Q: Why do elephants have trunks?
A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.
Q: What do you do when you come across an elephant?
A: Wipe it off!
Q: Have you heard about Hannibal crossing the Alps with elephants?
A: None of the offspring survived.
Q: How does the male elephant find the female elephant when she’s lying down in tall grass?
A: VERY attractive.
Q: How do you know when an elephant has been screwing in you’re yard?
A: The flower beds are crushed and you are missing a garbage bag!
Q: What did the elephant say when he saw a dead ant on the road?
A: Deadant! Deadant! Deadant!!! (to be sung).
Q: What did he say when he saw a live ant on the road?
A: He stamped it to death and then said “Deadant! Deadant! Deadant!!! ”.
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a grape?
A: Cosine (Theta) Note: Assumes (elephant) (grape) 1
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a more...

There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide.
The guide tied the crane to the end of a pole. The crane operator would then pick the pole up on end. The climber climbed to the top and dropped a tape measure which the guide promptly read and noted the measurement. The crane operator then lowered the pole to the ground and repsitioned to pick up another pole.
This went on several times when the foreman came over and asked why they couldn't measure the poles while they were laying on the ground?
The Aggies replied, "we need to know how tall the poles are, not how long".

There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide tied the crane to the end of a pole. The crane operator would then pick the pole up on end. The climber climbed to the top and dropped a tape measure which the guide promptly read and noted the measurement. The crane operator then lowered the pole to the ground and repsitioned to pick up another pole. This went on several times when the foreman came over and asked why they couldn't measure the poles while they were laying on the ground? The Aggies replied, "we need to know how tall the poles are, not how long".