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Circuit takes a flight to singapore and he is seated next to an englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti.
Englishman -What is this?
Circuit -Bread india
Circuit then open the box of jalebi.
Englishman -What is this?
Circuit -Sweet india
With all the food he hogged on, munna farts. The englishman is offended and in shock asks. ..
Englishman -What is that?
Circuit -Air india
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!
A few samples of bureaucratic wit of the days of British Raj.
The first is an entry made by an executive engineer in the visitors' book of a circuit house.
'The verandah of the Circuit House badly needs railings. During my momentary absence, a cow ate up some estimates which I had left lying on a table in the verandah.' Below this note was the commissioner's observation:' I find it hard to believe that even a cow could swallow PWD estimates.'
In another circuit house book another executive engineer had noted:' The washbasin should be immediately replaced. I could not wash my face properly for want of proper facilities.' Against this entry is a marginal note in the commissioner's beautiful hand:' SDO will replace the washbasin at once. The executive engineer had to wash his face in tears during his last visit to this station.'
The prize remark is against a complaint that the latrine was too far away from the bungalow.' He should have started earlier, 1 wrote the more...
Motherboard: The main circuit board responsible for checking that all other circuit boards are eating properly and wearing clean underwear.
Hardware: The part of the computer that makes a noise when you throw it out of the window.
Bits: The things scattered on the floor after you drop your computer down the stairs.
Hard Drive: A car with no engine
Circuit, "Bhai... bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya
tha."
Munna Bhai, "Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit, "Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat... Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!"
MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace. CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna. MUNNA: kaiku? CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai. MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu? aayega to uth jaunga re, i shappath! !!