Chess Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

Q. Why can`t Anglicans play chess? A. Because they can`t tell a Bishop from a Queen.

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. “I can hardly believe my eyes! ” he exclaimed. “That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen. ”
“Nah, he’s not so smart, ” the friend replied. “I’ve beaten him three games out of five. ”
Three very tough mice
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.
The first says, “I’m so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison! ”
The second says, “Well I’m so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart! ”
Then the third rat gets up and says, “Later guys, I’m off home to harass the cat. ”

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."
"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."

A Man To Santa: Aao Ji Chess Khelein
Santa: Tu Chal Mein Sports Shoes Pehen Kar Aaya.

What do they call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate Clauses
What do you call Santa Clause after he’s fallen into a fireplace?
Krisp Kringle
Which of Santa’s reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
“Rude”olph
Where do Santa’s reindeers like to stop for lunch?
Deery Queen
What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney?
Santa Claus-trophbia
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbonhood
Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
How do canines in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleas Navidog.

Q: Did you know that Clinton's cat can play Chess? A: Inside Information: The cat isn't really all that good at Chess. The last time they played best of five, Clinton won three games to two.