Manpreet Jokes

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    Mr Harpreet Singh Gulati is traveling from Moscow to Turban Pore [Capital of Khalistan] by Kithe Pacific.
    Seated besides him is Gary Kasparov. Gary asks him whether he would like to play chess to kill time.
    Gulati: "Oye Gar(r)y. You think I don't know who U are?. I can't compete with a world champion"
    Gary: "How about if I play left handed? "
    Gulati: [Think.. Think..] "OK!"
    Gulati is demolished in 4 moves... and is very upset through-out the rest of the journey. On landing he meets his friend Manpreet Singh.
    Gulati: Hey! U know what! I played Chess with Gary Kasparov and he defeated me in spite of him playing left-handed...
    Manpreet: Oye ullu-de pathey!! He sure did fool you!! U know what!! Gary IS LEFT-HANDED!!

    Mr Harpreet Singh Gulati is traveling from Moscow to Turban Pore [Capital of Khalistan] by Kithe Pacific. Seated besides him is Gary Kasparov. Gary asks him whether he would like to play chess to kill time. Gulati: "Oye Gar(r)y. You think I don't know who U are?. I can't compete with a world champion" Gary: "How about if I play left handed? " Gulati: [Think.. Think..] "OK!" Gulati is demolished in 4 moves... and is very upset through-out the rest of the journey. On landing he meets his friend Manpreet Singh. Gulati: Hey! U know what! I played Chess with Gary Kasparov and he defeated me in spite of him playing left-handed... Manpreet: Oye ullu-de pathey!! He sure did fool you!! U know what!! Gary IS LEFT-HANDED!!

    Mr Harpreet Singh Gulati is traveling from Moscow to Turban Pore [Capital of Khalistan] by "Kithe" Pacific.Seated besides him is Gary Kasparov. Gary asks him whether he would like to play chess to kill time.
    Gulati :"Oye Gar(r)y. You think I don't know who U are?. I can't compete with a world champion"
    Gary: "How about if I play left handed ?"
    Gulati: [Think.. Think..] "OK!"
    Gulati is demolished in 4 moves... and is very upset through-out the rest of the journey. On landing he meets his friend Manpreet Singh.
    Gulati: Hey! U know what! I played Chess with Gary Kasparov and he defeated me in spite of him playing left-handed...
    Manpreet: Oye ullu-de pathey! He sure did fool you! U know what! Gary IS LEFT-HANDED!!

    Mr Harpreet Singh Gulati is traveling from Moscow to Turban Pore [Capital of Khalistan] by Kithe Pacific.

    Seated besides him is Gary Kasparov. Gary asks him whether he would like to play chess to kill time.

    Gulati: "Oye Gar(r)y. You think I don't know who U are?. I can't compete with a world champion"

    Gary: "How about if I play left handed? "

    Gulati: [Think.. Think..] "OK!"

    Gulati is demolished in 4 moves... and is very upset through-out the rest of the journey. On landing he meets his friend Manpreet Singh.

    Gulati: Hey! U know what! I played Chess with Gary Kasparov and he defeated me in spite of him playing left-handed...

    Manpreet: Oye ullu-de pathey!! He sure did fool you!! U know what!! Gary IS LEFT-HANDED!!

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