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Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.

If Clinton wanted legislation to burn down the Capitol building, Republicans in the Senate would introduce a compromise bill to burn it down over three years.

181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
182. Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
183. Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave at her.
184. Q: What do you call a smart blond?
A: A golden retriever.
185. Q: How do you check a blonde's IQ?
A: With a tire gauge.
186. Q: How does a blonde interpret
6.9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period.
187. Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Doughnut seeds!"
188. Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
189. Q: Why do blonds have two more brain cells than a cow?
A1: So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits.
A2: So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.
190. Q: Why aren't BLONDES good cattle herders?
A: Because the can't even more...

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will be out.

181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.182. Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree.183. Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A: Wave at her.184. Q: What do you call a smart blond? A: A golden retriever.185. Q: How do you check a blonde's IQ? A: With a tire gauge.186. Q: How does a blonde interpret6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period.187. Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? A: "Oh look! Doughnut seeds!"188. Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold? A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.189. Q: Why do blonds have two more brain cells than a cow? A1: So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits. A2: So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.190. Q: Why aren't BLONDES good cattle herders? A: Because the can't even keep two calves together! 191. Q: Why don't blonds breast feed? A: Because they always burn more...

It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground. You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe? A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground. Kill Grizzly bears with huge shotguns and cover your house in their skins Own-an-eskimo scheme. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground

Clinton and Gore: They have what it takes to take what you`ve got!

"Carter is no longer the worst U. S. President"

"I am Clinton of Borg. Your incomes will be assimilated."

Thank you, Bill Clinton, for costing me my job. I will repay you in 1996.

Hey Hillary! Shut-up and redecorate!

My other car was cancelled by the Clinton Tax Bill.

It`s the spending stupid!

If Clinton was the answer, it must have been a real stupid question!

Clinton in 1996--NOT!!

I`m not Fonda Clinton

Rodhamhood: She steals from everyone to give to the government.

Bill Clinton is living proof why stupid people shouldn`t vote.

Voter: "The joke`s over, bring back Bush."

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Draft will begin production in Canada this year.

When Clinton was asked what he more...