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Bristol Palin, the 18 year old daughter of Sarah Palin, visited the Today Show this morning with her baby son Tripp and her father Todd to promote the Eighth Annual National Day to Prevent Teen Pregnancy.
Apparently Sarah Palin wanted to be there but she was off promoting the Eighth Annual National Day to Prevent Incompetence.

Sarah Palin said she could see it coming from a mile away.
In an interview last month, Sarah Palin described Bristol's fiance as a "hands-on" dad. If Internet rumors are to be believed, he now has his hands on another woman.

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's teen daughter Bristol has called it quits with Levi Johnston. The Governor, who said she has no ill feelings toward Levi, referred to him as a Maverick, a trooper, and one hell of an actor.

The Associated Press has confirmed that Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin have not only called off their engagement, but have broken up completely.
This news came as a great shock to a single person - one Alan Goldstein of Brooklyn, New York - who had just awoke from a fifteen year coma. On top of learning that a teenage boy would not be marrying the girl he impregnated, he was also surprised to learn that wrestling is scripted, baseball players take performance-enhancing drugs and that the President of the United States is black.

McCain announced today that he would name Levi Johnston, the future son in law of Sarah Palin, Energy Secretary in his administration. When asked about appointing a high schooler with no experience, McCain said "This guy is perfect for me, not only is he not afraid to drill offshore, he is also comfortable drilling onshore in unprotected areas."