"Say It Isn't So!" joke

The Associated Press has confirmed that Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin have not only called off their engagement, but have broken up completely.
This news came as a great shock to a single person - one Alan Goldstein of Brooklyn, New York - who had just awoke from a fifteen year coma. On top of learning that a teenage boy would not be marrying the girl he impregnated, he was also surprised to learn that wrestling is scripted, baseball players take performance-enhancing drugs and that the President of the United States is black.

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