Levi Jokes

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's teen daughter Bristol has called it quits with Levi Johnston. The Governor, who said she has no ill feelings toward Levi, referred to him as a Maverick, a trooper, and one hell of an actor.

Sarah Palin told Oprah that Levi Johnston is welcome to visit on Thanksgiving. Coincidentally, Thanksgving is about a week after the Playgirl magazine hits the stands in which Levi shows the world his drumstick.

Levi Johnston, the 19-year old father of Sarah Palin's grandchild, is posing nude for Playgirl. The countdown to Sarah Palin posing in Playboy: about three years six months.

Cohen showed up at synagogue one Saturday and the rabbi almost fell down when he saw him. Cohen had never been seen in a synagogue in his life.
After Services, the rabbi caught Cohen and said "Mr. Cohen, I am so glad you decided to come here.
What made you come?"
Cohen said, "I got to be honest with you, Rabbi, a while back, I misplaced my favorite hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that Levy had one just like mine and I knew that Levi came to Services every
Saturday.
I also knew that Levy takes off his hat during Services and he leaves it in the back of the sanctuary. So, I was going to leave after the SHMAH and steal Levi's hat."
The rabbi said, "Well, Cohen, I notice that you didn't steal Levy's hat.
What changed your mind?"
Cohen said "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal Levy's hat."
The rabbi gave Cohen a big smile and said "After more...