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A political meet was going on & Atal Bihari, Nawaz Sharief,& Lalu were there.
Nawaz- Kashmair should be given to Pakistan & not to India
Atal- You don't have any right on Kashmir
Lalu whispered to Nawaz something and he changed his opinion.
Atal asked Lalu what did you say that he refused to take Kashmir.
Lalu: I said take Kashmir and get Bihar free.

During an International conference, three scientists, an American, a German, and an Indian, were
talking and bragging about the technological advances their respective countries have achieved
in the field of medicine.
The American said "In Washington, there was a baby boy born without arms so we attached
artificial arms on him. And now that he's grown up and became an Olympic professional boxer and
a gold medalist! "
The German replied, "That's nothing to what we have achieved. Back in Berlin, there was a baby
girl born without legs so weattached a pair of artificial legs on her. Now she is a three-time
Olympics arathon gold medalist! "
The Indian interjected " Is that all you have achieved, just gold medalists? In Patna, Bihar
we had a baby boy born without a HEAD! We attached a COCONUT and called him Laloo and he has
grown up and now he is the Chief Minister of Bihar! "

A political meet was going on & Atal Bihari, Nawaz sharief & Lalu were there.

Nawaz- Kashmair should be given to Pakistan & not to India.

Atal- you don't have any right on Kashmir.

Lalu whispered to Nawaz something and he changed his opinion.

Atal asked Lalu what did you say that he refused to take Kashmir.

Lalu: I said take Kashmir and get Bihar free.

Did you hear about the latest tragedy in Bihar?
There was a terrible power failure in a large shopping mall, people were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours!

After Death, Laloo Yadav, L. K. Advani& Vajpeyi Ji Went To Hell. After Some Years Of Hardwork At Hell, They Remembered Their Families. They Requested Yamraj To Let Them Make A Call.
The Nearest P. C. O. Booth Was 10 Miles Away, So After Walking For 3 Days, They Reached It.
First Mr. Vajpeyi Made A Call For 2 Minutes. Bill--Rs. 1000.
Next Mr. Advani Made A Call For 10 Minutes. Bill--Rs. 5000.
Then Laloo Ji Went In And Made A Call To Bihar For 2 Hours. Bill--Rs. 20.
The Other Two Went And Reported This To Yamraj, To Which He Replied,"What Can I Do If There Is A Local Connection Between Hell & Bihar?!"