"Bihar Free" joke
A political meet was going on & Atal Bihari, Nawaz Sharief,& Lalu were there.
Nawaz- Kashmair should be given to Pakistan & not to India
Atal- You don't have any right on Kashmir
Lalu whispered to Nawaz something and he changed his opinion.
Atal asked Lalu what did you say that he refused to take Kashmir.
Lalu: I said take Kashmir and get Bihar free.
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
Two cats: Felix & Un-deux-trois, decided to have a race to see who could swim across the river first.Guess who won? Felix! Because Un-deux-trois cat sank.
(Un deux trois quatre cinq)
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...
An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna.
The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took more...