Beige Jokes / Recent Jokes

After sex:
Hooker asks: "Well sweetheart, did you get your money's worth?"
Mistress; "Darling, did you enjoy that as much as I did?"
Wife; " Beige,.... Beige,.... I think I'll paint the ceiling Beige."

When having sex, a prostitute is thinking, "When will this be over so I can get paid?" A slut is thinking, "Is THAT it?" What is a blonde thinking? "Beige... I'm going to paint the ceiling beige!"

It seems a new widow was upset with the director of the local funeral parlor. "I brought his dark blue suit in here. That's what he always wore. You've dressed him in this shabby beige one. I'm really displeased!" the grieving woman lamented.Rubbing his hands in anguish, the funeral parlor director, fearful of the woman's telling others about his mistake and giving his competitor down the street some satisfaction, assured the lady the error would be soon corrected. "Please have a seat right here," the director urged the woman. "It won't take long, I assure you!"The woman sat down, took out a hankie and dabbed at her eyes, fighting back the tears that would not seem to stop since she lost her dearly beloved husband. No sooner than she had tucked the moistened cloth back in her purse, the doors to the preparation room" swung open, the modest casket being rolled back into the viewing room. She hurried over. "Oh, yes, that's dear Ralph! That's more more...