Beige Jokes

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    Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
    A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
    The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
    The blonde says, "Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

    Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
    A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
    The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
    The blonde says, "Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige.

    Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde? A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"The nympho says, "Are you done already?"The blonde says, "Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

    When having sex, a prostitute is thinking, "When will this be over so I can get paid?" A slut is thinking, "Is THAT it?" What is a blonde thinking? "Beige... I'm going to paint the ceiling beige!"

    After sex:
    Hooker asks: "Well sweetheart, did you get your money's worth?"
    Mistress; "Darling, did you enjoy that as much as I did?"
    Wife; " Beige,.... Beige,.... I think I'll paint the ceiling Beige."

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