Artists Jokes / Recent Jokes
Why do artists never win when they play football? They keep drawing!
Artists do it by design.
Artists do it expressively.
Artists do it with creativity.
Artists do it with emotion.
Artists do it with flair.
Artists do it with longer strokes.
How many artists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change it, and nine to reassure him about how good it looks.
How many modern artists does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to throw bulbs against the wall, one to pile hundreds of them in a heap and spray-paint it orange, one to glue light bulbs to a cocker spaniel, and one to put a bulb in the socket and fill the room with light while all the critics and buyers are watching the fellow smashing the bulbs against the wall, the fellow with the spray-gun, and the cocker spaniel.