Cocker Jokes

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    One day dad sent his 5 year old sun to the store for a cocker spaniel, butter and a bucket. So he goes to the pet store and says I need a cockitspanket, a what a cockitspankit, oh you must mean a cocker spaniel, yea yea sure whatever. So he goes to the store and says i need some butt, what, some but.Oh you must mean some butter.Yea yea sure whatever.So he goes to the hardware store and says I need a fucket, a what, a fucket, oh.You must mean a bucket.Yea yea sure whatever.So while hes walking outside his cocker spaniel runs away and the boy runs into this hobo and says hold my but and fucket while I get my cockitspankit.

    Cavalier Cocker Spaniard
    King James Spaniel
    Westminster Terrier
    Rhode Island Ridgeback
    Palmeranian
    Copper Spaniel
    Cocker Spaniard
    Black Labrador (from a license app, dog's color was yellow)
    Dorky Terrier
    Lopso Apso
    El Paso (attempt at Lhasa Apso)
    Highland Heeler
    Alaskan Malibu
    Belgian Manawa
    Belgium Malenoise
    Basket Hound Bagel
    Welch Corgi
    Wild Haired Terrier
    Carrion Terrier
    Wineamimer
    Rockwelders (of course we know that should be Rockwilder)
    Rottenwiler
    Great Pekingese (supposed to be Pyrenees)
    Great Pyramid
    Miniature Datsun
    Irish Settler
    Jack Daniels Terrier
    German Police Man
    Chesapeake A Retriever
    Borderline Collie
    Chevy King Charles (Cavalier King Charles Spaniel)
    Goverment Pinscher

    There's a guy with a speech impediment who goes out to run some errands one day. First he goes to a candy store. He walks up to the clerk and says, "I'd like this bum."
    The clerk says, "You mean the gum?"
    The guy answers, "That's what I said - bum."
    So he gets the gum and goes on to the hardware store. He finds an employee and says, "I'd like to have the fucket on that shelf."
    The employee asks, "You mean the bucket?"
    The guy says, "That's what I said - fucket."
    So the man starts walking home with his gum and his bucket and he walks by the pet store. In the window of the pet store is the cutest cocker spaniel puppy he's ever seen. He walks inside and says to the lady at the counter, "I'd like that cock-and-spank-it in the window."
    The lady says, "You mean the cocker spaniel?"
    The guy says, "That's what I said - cock-and-spank-it."
    The lady gives him the dog on more...

    How many modern artists does it take to change a light bulb?

    Four. One to throw bulbs against the wall, one to pile hundreds of them in a heap and spray-paint it orange, one to glue light bulbs to a cocker spaniel, and one to put a bulb in the socket and fill the room with light while all the critics and buyers are watching the fellow smashing the bulbs against the wall, the fellow with the spray-gun, and the cocker spaniel.

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