Anna Jokes / Recent Jokes
Anna's mother has 3 kids... the youngest daughter's name is Penny... the middle daughter's name is Nickel... What is the oldest daughter's name? You think you know it??? Aww.. a smart one you are! You were probably thinking her name was Dime... but if you were really smart you would know that the oldest daughters name is Anna!!!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Anna other Easter Bunny! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Anna!
Anna who?
Annather brick in the wall! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna Nother thing, how many times do I have to knock on this door before you open it? Knock Knock
Who's there!
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna one, anna two...! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna-tomical! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna going to tell you!
There was a young girl called Anna, Who was rather good with a spanner. A boy gave her a knock, So she grabbed his big cock, And he now has a whole different manner! Sent by Louise
Anna Nicole Smith today ordered an "expert" to perform the second autopsy on her deceased son, saying "I just didn't trust that first guy."
A second round of toxicology tests reveal Anna Nicole Smith's son died of a toxic combination of methadone and the antidepressants Zoloft and Lexapro.
Note to Anna's new baby: whatever you do, avoid mom's home cooking.
On September 7th Anna Nicole gave birth to a healthy 6 pound, 9 ounce baby girl. On September 18th Anna announced the newborns engagement to 57 year old oil tycoon Jimmy Biggs. The pair have set a spring wedding.
One day a gentleman was sitting in his office on the nineteenth floor in a building. A man came running in to his office and shouted "Jhon… your daughter Anna just died in an accident right opposite this building"
The gentleman was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped out from his office window. While coming down when he was near the fourteenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Anna. When he was near the seventh floor he remembered he was not married yet. When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he is not Jhon.