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Tom: Do You Know That My Sister Can Spell Her Name Backwards?
Tim: She Must Be Very Intelligent. By The Way What Is Her Name?
Tom: Her Name Is Anna.

Anna Nicole Smith got $650 thousand for photos of her dead son. A grieving Anna Nicole sobbed, "I should've taken more pictures."

Tim is sitting in a coffee shop when his girlfriend, Anna walks in the door.
Anna: You wont believe how my day went! Firstly I went shopping with the girls and spent $1000, then went on this cruise on the harbour and lastly went and saw my friend Paris.
Tim: Thanks for answering all the questions, I didnt ask!

Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:
I was somebody.
Who, is no business
Of yours.
Lester Moore was a Wells, Fargo Co. station agent for Naco, Arizona in the cowboy days of the 1880's. He's buried in the Boot Hill Cemetery in Tombstone, Arizona:
Here lies Lester Moore
Four slugs from a .44
No Les No More.
John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery:
Reader if cash thou art
In want of any
Dig 4 feet deep
And thou wilt find a Penny.
On Margaret Daniels grave at Hollywood Cemetery Richmond, Virginia:
She always said her feet were killing her
but nobody believed her.
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:
On the 22nd of June
- Jonathan Fiddle -
Went out of tune.
Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont has an epitaph that sounds like something from a Three Stooges movie:
Here lies the body of our Anna
Done to death by a banana
It wasn't the fruit that laid her more...

Knock KnockWhos there! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who? Ben and Anna split!

Knock Knock Who's there! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who? Ben and Anna split!

Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:
Born 1903-Died 1942
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down.
It was.
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In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:
Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up And no place to go.
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On the grave of Ezekial Aikle
in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:
Here lies Ezekial Aikle, Age 102.
The Good Die Young.
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In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery:
Anna Wallace:
The children of Israel wanted bread,
And the Lord sent them manna.
Old clerk Wallenstein wanted a wife,
And the Devil sent him Anna.
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In a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:
Here lies Johnny Yeast.
Pardon me
For not rising.
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In a Uniontown, Pennsylvania, cemetery:
Here lies the body of Jonathan more...