Ezekial Jokes

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    On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:
    Here lies
    Ezekial Aikle
    Age 102
    The Good
    Die Young.
    In a London, England cemetery:
    Ann Mann
    Here lies Ann Mann,
    Who lived an old maid
    But died an old Mann.
    Dec. 8, 1767
    In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery:
    Anna Wallace
    The children of Israel wanted bread
    And the Lord sent them manna,
    Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,
    And the Devil sent him Anna.
    Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:
    Here lies
    Johnny Yeast
    Pardon me
    For not rising.
    Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:
    Here lies the body
    of Jonathan Blake
    Stepped on the gas
    Instead of the brake.
    In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery:
    Here lays Butch,
    We planted him raw.
    He was quick on the trigger,
    But slow on the draw.
    A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:
    Sacred to the memory more...

    Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:
    Born 1903-Died 1942
    Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down.
    It was.
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    In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:
    Here lies an Atheist
    All dressed up And no place to go.
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    On the grave of Ezekial Aikle
    in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:
    Here lies Ezekial Aikle, Age 102.
    The Good Die Young.
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    In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery:
    Anna Wallace:
    The children of Israel wanted bread,
    And the Lord sent them manna.
    Old clerk Wallenstein wanted a wife,
    And the Devil sent him Anna.
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    In a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:
    Here lies Johnny Yeast.
    Pardon me
    For not rising.
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    In a Uniontown, Pennsylvania, cemetery:
    Here lies the body of Jonathan more...

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