American Idol Jokes / Recent Jokes

The woman suspected of drunk driving and slamming head-on into a car containing Sandra Bullock, has apologized. Lucille Gatchell claims she didn't recognize the Hollywood actress and thought she was swerving into Paula Abdul.

In an interview with The Los Angeles Times, "American Idol" creator Simon Fuller has announced that the smash hit reality show will soon be adding a songwriting competition. Fuller hopes the talent will be better than in the, "Can you sleep with Paula Abdul and keep your mouth shut" competition that was added last year.

American Idol runner up Clay Aiken told the world yesterday that he is gay.

Which is ironic, because the world has been telling him he's gay for years.

Thousands of young hopefuls lined up at Continental Arena yesterday with dreams of becoming the next'American Idol'. Many were reduced to tears when they learned that Simon thinks they suck ass. This season, American Idol is offering wannabes a second chance, it's called talent.
The young lady, pictured above, try to get the attention of producers by writing American Idol on her breasts. Sadly, that effort was wasted on Ryan Seacrest.

President Bush has asked Clay Aiken to serve on the President's Committee for People with Intellectual Disabilities. "Oddly enough," said Aiken, "the first person I get to meet with is the President."

Watched the finale of American Idol on Tivo today. I know I'm a few days late, but karaoke-with-trophies has never been a priority for me.

Recently, Clay Aiken narrowly survived a bear attack. His publicist says he will never wear hot pants in West Hollywood ever again...