"At A Loss For Words" joke
A few minutes into the new preacher's first sermon, his mind went totally blank. Suddenly, he remembered some advice he received when a similar situation arose while he was in seminary school - repeat your last point. Doing this will often help you remember what comes next. So, he gave it a try.
"Behold, I come quickly," he said, but his mind was still blank. So he tried again, "Behold, I come quickly!" Still nothing.
He tried once more, this time with such vehemence that he tripped over the wire of his mircrophone and fell off the stage, right into the lap of a frail old woman seated in the front row.
Embarrassed, the nervous preacher attempted to apologize, but the old lady replied, "That's quite all right, young man. It was my fault. I should have gotten out of the way. After all, you did tell me three times that you were coming!"
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