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hassan: When someone asks me an obvious question, I can’t resist saying “Nope, I just like standing in the rain for fun”
Found more sarcastic and witty ideas here: how to give answer to obvious questions — great for everyday situations.
hassan: When someone asks me an obvious question, I can’t resist saying “Nope, I just like standing in the rain for fun”
Found more sarcastic and witty ideas here: how to give answer to obvious questions — great for everyday situations.
I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was...
I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.
The checking account
I man walks into a bank and says to the teller, "I wanna open a f*ckin' checking acount". more...
One-Liner
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
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Ever wanted to learn a language OTHER than English? Well, here's your first Chinese more...
Really Freaky Poems!
POEM # 1
Roses are red,
Pickles are green,
I love your legs and what's more...
How do you get a gay guy to have sex with a woman?
How do you get a gay guy to have sex with a woman?
Shit in her cunt
Mexican olympics
why are there no mexicans in the olympics?
Because any mexican who can already run, jump, or more...