JohnDoe: I found the 'Fork and knife' joke funny because it combines the misunderstanding of an alien learning human language with the absurdity of being sentenced based on it.
Brian George : Funniest joke ever!
Dr. Halle: WHY duplicate postings?!!
PW: Hahaha hilarious! They don’t make jokes like they used to!!
Atlas: Th alamo was a spanish mission(old church) attacked by the mexicans and was defended by texas for 13 days
I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was...
I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.
The checking account
I man walks into a bank and says to the teller, "I wanna open a f*ckin' checking acount". more...
One-Liner
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
Learn Chinese
Ever wanted to learn a language OTHER than English? Well, here's your first Chinese more...
Really Freaky Poems!
POEM # 1
Roses are red,
Pickles are green,
I love your legs and what's more...
How do you get a gay guy to have sex with a woman?
How do you get a gay guy to have sex with a woman?
Shit in her cunt
Mexican olympics
why are there no mexicans in the olympics?
Because any mexican who can already run, jump, or more...