"I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was..." joke

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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Long, but pretty good: On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek more...

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q. What’s the gallbladder’s favorite band?
a. The Rolling Stones.

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Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.

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Chamonymous:Don't let the kids help with the priests balls tho, no matter how many times he asks.
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SGE:Wtf we are catching on to your Despiteful evil Drifts I must share this website on social media so they can see what’s really going on
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AlexDaGreat:they used yo hairline as a storage room 'cause its all the way in the back
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fred alan:thats a rubbish joke mate.
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