"I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was..." joke

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

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A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands more...

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Question: How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Twelve. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!?

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June 1st, was just a few short days away. It is a special day since it is the birthday of Rodney's wife, Cathy. Rodney asked his wife, what she'd like for her birthday.

"I'd love to be six again," Cathy replied.

Rodney pondered this for awhile. On more...

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you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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Chamonymous:Don't let the kids help with the priests balls tho, no matter how many times he asks.
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SGE:Wtf we are catching on to your Despiteful evil Drifts I must share this website on social media so they can see what’s really going on
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AlexDaGreat:they used yo hairline as a storage room 'cause its all the way in the back
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fred alan:thats a rubbish joke mate.
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