Andrew "Drew" Burch's Jokes
Dear founders of FaceBook.
Please develop a sister application called FaceNovel for all of those who take it a step to far.
Regards
Andrew "Drew" Burch Comedy
In efforts to keep with a great product line, we are now offering a new inexpensive Tampon. We know it won't be the best so our slogan will be as follows:
Our Tampons may not be #1 but, we're still up there!
Her: But, I love you..
Me: You don't know how to love...
Her: Yes I do...!
Me: Really, please explain...
Her: I want to share everything with you... My deepest secrets...
Me: What? Your Cervix?
Her: Fuck you!
Me: Exactly!
I was hard at work the other day and I was thinking to myself....
If I had a girlfriend, would I still be "hard" at work?
What do Taco Bell and your period have in common?
They are both great, even late!