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Air travel

Air travel: Breakfast in London, dinner in New York, luggage in Brazil.

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AZ:welcome to United Airlines
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Alex:Happened to me one time while flying Emirates.... Arhhh!

I've reached the age where the

I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.

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Alex:Let's rock'n'roll!!!! Zzzzz...

Honesty is the best policy

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence.

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Alex:So the best combination is when you are honestly insane ... =)

Any woman can have the body of a 21

Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him a few drinks first.

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Alex:Every woman should do it at least once! ))

Clean rooms are boring.

Clean rooms are boring.

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Alex:So right!!!!

The most enjoyable way to follow a

The most enjoyable way to follow a vegetable diet is to let the cow eat it, and then eat the cow.

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Alex:I knew I'm a vegetarian! ;)

You should always

You should always show up at your funeral.

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Alex:I would prefer to make an exception! ))
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