"I've reached the age where the " joke

There were 10 blondes and 1 brunette hanging on a rope in the mountains. the rope was very weak and the brunette said someone had to let go. no one volunteered, until the brunette finally said she would let go, and gave a heart-felt speech. hearing this the blondes started more...

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it.
He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast.
He says, "Oh, I'm so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be able to more...