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I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
Jimmy came up to his father one day and asked for a car. His father said, "Jimmy once your dick reaches your asshole, you can have a car." Two years later, Jimmy told his dad that his dick was able to reach his asshole. His father turned to him and said, "Well more...
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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a
bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes
a genie.
The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello Master, I
will grant you one wish, anything that you want."
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Never trust a man with short legs... His brain is too near his ass.
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