aria: this s such a good joke i am going to use this in my podcast please make more....
dick johnsone: BOOBS
hassan: "Just stumbled on this goldmine—Common Replies: 250+ Funny Comebacks to ‘Your Mom’—packed with savage lines that are hilarious yet sharp. Have a favorite retort that always lands?"
hassan: When someone asks me an obvious question, I can’t resist saying “Nope, I just like standing in the rain for fun”
Found more sarcastic and witty ideas here: how to give answer to obvious questions — great for everyday situations.
hassan: When someone asks me an obvious question, I can’t resist saying “Nope, I just like standing in the rain for fun”
Found more sarcastic and witty ideas here: how to give answer to obvious questions — great for everyday situations.
Excuse Me
These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New more...
French Happiness
When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public life, the American ambassador and his wife more...
Latex Business Model
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he more...
A really Un-PC riddle
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
Mechanical vs. Civil Engineers
Q: What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
A: more...
A good friend and a best friend...
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying: more...
A computer is almost human - except
A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.