One man (lets call him Johnny) came to gun shop. J(ohnny): I want a pistol S(alesman): more...
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Anonym:Jenny....though you have no intention to hurt someone....You r likely to hurt people around you in your personal life too. Think before you post anything.
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Alex:Oh! Thank you for your concern. I just must to say that I'm pretty sure that I make people around me happy. And I'm very very very sorry if I made anyone upset or feel offended.
aria: this s such a good joke i am going to use this in my podcast please make more....
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