"Prank call" joke

(To be left on an answering machine, or as a general prank call)
"You know, the strangest thing happened to me today... I asked the devil for a condom, and he gave me three. I asked the devil for a dollar, and he gave me ten. Then I asked the devil for a ho and he gave me this number."

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Weight Loss Program

by Tats

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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Santa Riddle

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Bungee Jumping Mamma

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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How I met your mother

"How I Met Your Mother", is the story Chuck Norris tells to everybody.

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Anonym:that was a dumb joke you don't know how to do a real joke. that was the WORST joke ever your stupid.
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Funny Joke? 21 vote(s). 76% are positive. 11 comment(s).