"Prank call" joke
(To be left on an answering machine, or as a general prank call)
"You know, the strangest thing happened to me today... I asked the devil for a condom, and he gave me three. I asked the devil for a dollar, and he gave me ten. Then I asked the devil for a ho and he gave me this number."
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
What`s the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie? One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet