"Prank call" joke

(To be left on an answering machine, or as a general prank call)
"You know, the strangest thing happened to me today... I asked the devil for a condom, and he gave me three. I asked the devil for a dollar, and he gave me ten. Then I asked the devil for a ho and he gave me this number."

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Q:What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

A: Beer nuts cost a buck twenty-five. Deer nuts are under a buck!

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would've seen it.

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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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Anonym:that was a dumb joke you don't know how to do a real joke. that was the WORST joke ever your stupid.
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