"Virgin Mary" joke

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Virgin Mary wanted to visit Hell, so she went to God and asked if she might do so. "Yes," God said. "I have only one warning for you. You must stay away from booze, drugs and men. Will you promise me so?" "Yes," Virgin Mary said. "And remember to call me every night," God said, before Virgin Mary left.
So, in the first night, the telephone rang in Heaven. "Heaven," God answered. "Hello, it

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all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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A new miracle doctor was in town. He could cure anything and anybody, and everyone was amazed with what he can do except for Banta, the town's grouch.
So Banta went to this 'Miracle Doctor' to prove that he wasn't so miraculous.
He goes and tells the doctor, "Hey, more...

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garry:I think your brother was an only child. treetop
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garry:you are 1 bottle short of a 6pack
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Jaime:Your hairlines so messed up Mexicans cross it thinking its the border
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jazmin:yo hairline so far it went all the way back to the beginning of the earth
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awaggwedj:Your hairline look like a rollercoster
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bleh:scooby doo cant find yo lining
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bleh:yo lining is like star wars its far far away
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bleh:yo lining like a raging bull
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