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Infinite Number of Mathematicians and a Barman

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second more...

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Alex:x = 1 + (1 * 0.5) * n - which is very close to 2... Please note that I'm not a mathematician, so I reckon there might be a better version.

Linguistics Lesson

A linguistics professor was lecturing her class.
"In the English language," she said, more...

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Alex:sharp comeback ))

I've wanted to run away from home

I've wanted to run away from home more since I became a parent than when I was a child.

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Alex:Excellent line! You made my day! ))

Snow difference

Q: What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
A: Snowballs!

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Alex:Absolutely hilarious!!! Such a good joke for a coming holiday season :)

Mission for the President

The President of the United States has a Top Secret Mission of the utmost importance he needs more...

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Anonym:thats funny as hell!
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Alex:Not so funny if you haven't voted it up!

Men/women are like a fine wine

Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and more...

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Anonym:I thought it went: Women are like fine wine. Expensive.
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Alex:Well. It seems that in fact it is the matter of personal experience ;)

Karate Pig

Why should you look out for a pig that knows karate?

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Anonym:well doh post the answer
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Alex:May be because its dangerous? ))
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