"I've wanted to run away from home" joke
I've wanted to run away from home more since I became a parent than when I was a child.
A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.
An entrepreneur attended an auction at which he won the bid on an old safe. With dreams of a large fortune inside, he was told that the business from which the safe originated was so long defunct, that no one had the combination. Undaunted, he called a locksmith to try to get more...
Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report:
Most honorable sir:
You leave house.
He come house.
I more...