"I've wanted to run away from home" joke

I've wanted to run away from home more since I became a parent than when I was a child.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a
bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes
a genie.
The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello Master, I
will grant you one wish, anything that you want."
The more...

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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Alex:Excellent line! You made my day! ))
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