"I've wanted to run away from home" joke

I've wanted to run away from home more since I became a parent than when I was a child.

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Your Mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said... "Who threw that rock?"

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do criticize that person, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

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Alexander:Excellent line! You made my day! ))
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